LIVE IN BENGALURU ONLY • NO LONG-DISTANCE WHITEFIELD–E-CITY TRAGEDIES
Bangalore dogs deserve better love lives than their hoomans.
Namma Woof is the hyperlocal dating app for dogs. Swipe good boys & girls near you, match on vibes + traffic tolerance, and plan a Cubbon Park Sunday date. Hoomans just pay for auto fare and pretend they’re not third-wheeling.
PWA • works on mobile + desktop • installable • offline spots • 100% Vercel-free-plan friendly • no server needed
Bangalore only
match scores
dating logic
Chinnu
Koramangala • Indie
💘 80%+ match energy
Filter Kaapi
Jayanagar • Golden Retriever
💘 80%+ match energy
Traffic Raja
Marathahalli • Beagle
💘 80%+ match energy
Idli Vada
Indiranagar • Pug
💘 80%+ match energy
⚠️ Warning: matches play a loud “awww” + may cause involuntary happy noises in office. Use headphones.
1. Make their profile
Hooman signs in (no password drama). Add doggo: breed, energy, area, red flags, kaapi habits.
2. Swipe with science
Our match algo checks energy + size + age + tags + TRAFFIC distance. Yes, Silk Board is a compatibility factor.
3. Chat & fix the date
Break ice with Bangalore openers. Pick Cubbon / Lalbagh / lake loop. Meet. Sniff. Repeat.
First-date spots, pre-vetted by streeties.
Street dogs approved these locations. That’s higher trust than Google reviews.
Cubbon Park — Sunday Canine Mela
Central Bengaluru • 5 AM – 8 AM prime dog hour, Sundays traffic-free
“The only place in Bangalore where “single and ready to mingle” includes 60 Labradors and zero judgement.”
See all spots →Lalbagh Botanical Garden
Basavanagudi • 6–9 AM & 5–7 PM dog windows
“Guards enforce leash rule strictly. Think of it as Lalbagh teaching consent. Respect.”
See all spots →Kaikondrahalli Lake Loop
Sarjapur Road • 6–8 AM, 4–7 PM (avoid 12–4 PM paw-burn hours)
“On-leash only — swamps + streetie bosses live here. They were here first. Pay respects.”
See all spots →Hennur Bamboo Forest Trails
Hennur • 6–10 AM best, muddy after rain — wear grip shoes
“Dense bamboo = peak hide-and-seek. Keep treats ready or your date will file a missing-hooman complaint.”
See all spots →Safety, but make it desi
Vaccination flag on every profile. Public first meets only. Share live location with that one friend who replies “seen” and nothing else.
Hyperlocal or nothing
Koramangala to Whitefield is not “nearby”. We cluster by real Bangalore zones so your love doesn’t die at Silk Board signal.
Installs like an app
PWA: Add to home screen, fullscreen swiping, offline date spots. No App Store review, no 200MB download, no “storage full” trauma.
Bangalore FAQs (Frequently Avoided Questions)
Is my dog allowed at Cubbon Park?
Yes. Sundays = canine Coachella. Leash technically required, off-leash tolerated pre-8 AM. Bring poop bags or face aunty wrath.
What if it rains? (It will.)
Monsoon plan: short walk + long cuddle. Towel, paw wipes, rain-blanket-burrito mode. Romance is waterproof if snacks are involved.
Who pays for the date?
Treats split 50-50. Auto fare = hooman who suggested the far spot. Beer = hooman. Biscuits = everyone.
Is this free forever?
Yes on Vercel Hobby + local-first mode. Your data stays in your browser. Add Supabase later if you want cloud sync — schema.sql included.